This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
”ill like this post so i can find it later on”
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
I’m so mad that that squiggly line isn’t needed.
yoooooo i was so disappointed. i had hopes for the squiggly line
Somebody take that disgrace of a squiggly line away!
The squiggly line is used watch it!
yeAh but you don’t need the squiggly line because you can write 1 just as a straight line
all the other kids with their pumped up kiks
MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!
give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile
And is now doing celebrity boxing matches.
He became famous killing an innocent black child.
This shows you the worth of a black persons life in America
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
THIS IS WHY GOOD DESIGN FUCKING MATTERS HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD WHO LET THIS THROUGH
its a beautiful time to be alive